@4 days ago with 149580 notes
why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
|Allie and I:||*talking about vibrators*|
|Me:||Brb gettin sum D|
|Me:||Mark just walked up and unzipped his pants idk man|
|Me:||Ohshi there they go shit nigga damn brb|
|Allie:||lol get it gurl|
|...an hour later...|
|Me:||Well that was fun|
|Me:||So back to vibrators...|
Can I just be good friends with one person that doesn’t start liking me or@4 days ago with 2 notes
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas
(via nsome)@5 days ago with 87855 notes
I’ve just decided that i-am-onslaught can’t be Buddhist because he’s such an angry blogger@5 days ago
amadcap asked: I accidentally opened Minecraft today . I forgot I built us a lava castle. I'm pretty awesome.
Oh my god I forgot about that.
That was awesome.
You’re awesome.@5 days ago with 2 notes