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@2 days ago with 7286 notes

tenthgrader:

suctioning:

when you get your ass filled with nut and they ask if they did a good job

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@2 days ago with 4970 notes
tarzanna:

Do want

tarzanna:

Do want

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@2 days ago with 290109 notes

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@2 days ago with 12586 notes
tylerchokely:

queercumqueen:

you can feel the regret in this picture

you can almost taste it

tylerchokely:

queercumqueen:

you can feel the regret in this picture

you can almost taste it

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@2 days ago with 76367 notes
worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

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@2 days ago with 201741 notes

queer-multifandom-and-proud:

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

is your fiance’s name Charlie

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@2 days ago with 112361 notes

spankmehardbarry:

when u finally convince ur friends to do something that u want to do

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@2 days ago with 308147 notes

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

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@2 days ago with 82890 notes

"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

(via barbie-dolls-xx)

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@2 days ago with 104434 notes
minimuspie:

"When confronted by humans, especially in large numbers, the moose may become frightened and charge."

minimuspie:

"When confronted by humans, especially in large numbers, the moose may become frightened and charge."

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@2 days ago with 66710 notes

othertonguesotherflesh:

stripped to the bone in a matter of seconds

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@2 days ago with 120657 notes

bakerstreetsdoctor:

fefaklainer:

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot

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@2 days ago with 474426 notes