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@4 days ago with 3403 notes

googlehomo:

why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard

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@5 days ago with 979 notes

I love how no matter what happens while I'm talking to Allie, she never thinks I'm weird.

Allie and I:*talking about vibrators*
Me:Brb gettin sum D
Allie:kk
Me:Mark just walked up and unzipped his pants idk man
Me:Ohshi there they go shit nigga damn brb
Allie:lol get it gurl
...an hour later...
Me:Well that was fun
Allie:hahaa
Me:So back to vibrators...
Allie:oh ok
@5 days ago
#PS she's like the vibrator queen cause she knows her shit 
i-am-onslaught: she-paints-lovely-pictures: unccafe: craized: c-onfusedillusion: evoleur: stillimperfect: “damn right i support it” so much respect for him. bless u macklemore I luv him yes. <3 Maybe respect EVERYONE who approves of gay marriage? no, just Macklemore because he’s the shit

i-am-onslaught:

she-paints-lovely-pictures:

unccafe:

craized:

c-onfusedillusion:

evoleur:

stillimperfect:

“damn right i support it”

so much respect for him.

bless u macklemore

I luv him

yes.

<3

Maybe respect EVERYONE who approves of gay marriage?

no, just Macklemore because he’s the shit

(Source: noramck)

@5 days ago with 120189 notes

"I decided on you, don’t you get that? I decided on you. I don’t want to go fucking other people and then walk around feeling thrilled and then sad, or empty, or whatever. I like the smell of your hair, and I like the sound of your voice, and I fucking decided on you."

(via fawun)

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@5 days ago with 31642 notes

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@4 days ago with 127308 notes

Can I just be good friends with one person that doesn’t start liking me or

@4 days ago with 2 notes

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas

(via nsome)

@5 days ago with 87855 notes

I’ve just decided that i-am-onslaught can’t be Buddhist because he’s such an angry blogger

@5 days ago
#plus you can't be a pessimistic buddhist idk #You're still my bestie tho~ 

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@5 days ago with 28409 notes

amadcap asked: I accidentally opened Minecraft today . I forgot I built us a lava castle. I'm pretty awesome.

Oh my god I forgot about that. 

That was awesome.

You’re awesome. 

@5 days ago with 2 notes
h-ppyface: After changing to fit into society, you are eventually going to want your old self back sooner or later

h-ppyface:

After changing to fit into society, you are eventually going to want your old self back sooner or later

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@6 days ago with 181192 notes