Anonymous said: Hi I am a daddy that is looking for some little friendly words for referring to my "private parts" do you have any suggestions?
@23 hours ago with 57 notes
*chases after fob tour bus* I DONT KNOW WHERE YOURE GOIN BUT DO YOU HAVE ROOM FOR ONE MORE TROUBLED SOUL
Definitely thought this was “fob” as in “fresh off the boat” and got very confused.
(Source: cutiewentz)@5 days ago with 16753 notes
Send me a message.@1 day ago with 3 notes
@5 days ago with 997601 notes
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
My ten year old tutoring student asked me if I was a boy or a girl today. I told him “Neither” and he said, “What are you then?” I said, “What is someone if they aren’t a boy or a girl?” and he said, “I dunno. Probably immortal.”
Well. I’ll take it.
(via ribbonkitties)@2 months ago with 115467 notes