when you get your ass filled with nut and they ask if they did a good job
(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)@2 days ago with 4970 notes
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My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.
Dude I want this sitcom
is generally just really excited about dragons
is your fiance’s name Charlie
when u finally convince ur friends to do something that u want to do
(via death-by-lulz)@2 days ago with 308147 notes
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
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