wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

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@23 hours ago with 86664 notes

Anonymous said: Hi I am a daddy that is looking for some little friendly words for referring to my "private parts" do you have any suggestions?

ddlg-playground:

Mufasa
Lollipop
Mr. Happy
Mr. Happypants
Pinocchio 
Banana
Señor Penne
George
Mr. Winkey
The hammer
The Enforcer
Thor 
Iron Man
The Hulk
Optimus Prime

@23 hours ago with 57 notes

queenothorns:

punkgf:

*chases after fob tour bus* I DONT KNOW WHERE YOURE GOIN BUT DO YOU HAVE ROOM FOR ONE MORE TROUBLED SOUL

Definitely thought this was “fob” as in “fresh off the boat” and got very confused.

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@5 days ago with 16753 notes
borednihilist:

highlyfunctioning-fangirl:

starfleetrambo:

xshiromorix:

capt-james-t-kirk:

supernaturalfan1:

underthestarssofaraway:


I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'

Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.

and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left

and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off

Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest

I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping

Reblogging for the awesome comments

borednihilist:

highlyfunctioning-fangirl:

starfleetrambo:

xshiromorix:

capt-james-t-kirk:

supernaturalfan1:

underthestarssofaraway:

I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going
'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'

Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.

and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left

and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off

Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest

I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping

Reblogging for the awesome comments

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@2 months ago with 86775 notes

freakinmi:

I love Marvel movies. 

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@2 months ago with 264928 notes

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

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@2 months ago with 233272 notes

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@23 hours ago with 335155 notes

I need a weird horny motherfucker to read some erotica I wrote and tell me if it’s any good.

Send me a message.

@1 day ago with 3 notes
#bdsm #proofread #porn #erotica #ddlg 

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

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@5 days ago with 997601 notes

raielynn:

Love!

@5 days ago with 3 notes

rivai-lution:

My ten year old tutoring student asked me if I was a boy or a girl today. I told him “Neither” and he said, “What are you then?” I said, “What is someone if they aren’t a boy or a girl?” and he said, “I dunno. Probably immortal.”

Well. I’ll take it.

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@2 months ago with 115467 notes

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@2 months ago with 230688 notes

slcye:

what if eyebrows were under ur eyes

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@2 months ago with 154207 notes