Anonymous asked: What do you like in a girl
@3 days ago with 32774 notes
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is bangin’ as hell.
(via virginsplayground)@3 days ago with 42130 notes
attractive older men are very important
(via virginsplayground)@3 days ago with 11195 notes
@3 days ago with 247866 notes
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
|me:||wheres my phone|
|me:||*rips off blankets*|
|me:||*hears loud thud*|
|me:||there it is|
one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"
(via virginsplayground)@3 days ago with 207857 notes
@4 days ago with 59642 notes
my parents definitely did not raise me to be a queer feminist filled with the wrath of a thousand enraged dragons and yet here i am
when someone gives you a really hard high five and you try to act like it didn’t hurt
(via pheebzster911)@4 days ago with 28766 notes