One Bloody Kiss: Archive

Feb 27th

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Family logic

Family Member: Oh hi there!
You: Hi.
Member: Haven't seen you in awhile! Are you working somewhere?
You: Yeah.
Member: Going to school?
You: Yeah.
Member: Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?
You: Yeah.
Member: Like your career path?
You: Yeah.
Member: Have your own car?
You: Yeah.
Member: Pay your own bills?
You: Yeah.
Member: When's the last time you visited your Grandparents?
You: Yesterday.
Member: Are you still living at home?
You: Well, yeah...
Member: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO YOUR FAMILY YOU NEED TO GET OFF THE COUCH AND DO SOMETHING YOUR PARENTS NEED TO GET ON YOUR ASS MORE OFTEN

Feb 27th

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In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck

Feb 27th

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Feb 26th

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I hate it when skinny people say they are fat and... →

Feb 26th

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motherfuckinglucifer: you can’t buy happiness but you can watch Supernatural and that’ll make you forget happiness exists.

Feb 26th

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charcoalmink: in fifth grade a girl named maggie made my friend vicky cry so at lunch i dumped a container of marinara sauce on maggie’s head and she started crying so then i said “i’m sorry” and walked away and came back with breadsticks and i placed them carefully on her head and i got sent home

Feb 26th

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