One Bloody Kiss (If Optimus Prime were a cop, he'd be Optimus Crime.)

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I'm a happy hooker. Michigan is where I reside. I live to make people smile. I have a tendency to spontaneously change decades. I own a little shop in a tiny corner of the internet called Knitty Gritty Boutique, and I'm prepping for a summer full of craft shows, so I'm not on here as much as usual lately. I swear I'm a nice person once you get to know me. Call me panda. ~The Batman to my Robin~

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One Bloody Kiss

If Optimus Prime were a cop, he’d be Optimus Crime.

If liked the wind, he’d be Optimus Chime.

If he were a monk he’d be Optimus Shrine.

If he were cheap, he’d be Optimus Dime.

If he were a mimic, he’d be Optimus Mime.

If he were a watch, he’d be Optimus Time.

If he were a star, he’d be Optimus Shine.

If he were my mom, he’d be Optimus Bitch.

-Eric

@1 year ago with 3 notes

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YEAH BUDDY!
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