If Optimus Prime were a cop, he’d be Optimus Crime.

If liked the wind, he’d be Optimus Chime.

If he were a monk he’d be Optimus Shrine.

If he were cheap, he’d be Optimus Dime.

If he were a mimic, he’d be Optimus Mime.

If he were a watch, he’d be Optimus Time.

If he were a star, he’d be Optimus Shine.

If he were my mom, he’d be Optimus Bitch.

-Eric

@2 years ago with 3 notes
  1. killerpancake reblogged this from toastcore and added:
    YEAH BUDDY!
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